Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. by William Steig. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. PUSS: Boss! HAROLD: Well, what did you expect?! He is lowered back to the ground. How--whenwhen, when, when did you get back? Youll see. Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. GODMOTHER: Shes taken the potion! A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. GODMOTHER: [singing] Your fallen tears have called to me / So, here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily. He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. I can whinny! Shrek 2 | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Incomplete Transcripts, Shrek Movies, DreamWorks Animation Transcripts, and 19 more Shrek 2 Edit Contents 1 Transcript 2 See Also Transcript This transcript isn't tidy! Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. Captain Hook is playing the piano and singing. Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . PUSS: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. 7561111-9. Id give anything to have him back. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Were leaving. Now heres our chance. Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. Ride em up! GODMOTHER: Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends. Just tell me where I can find this ogre. SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. Well This isnt a good time, pumpkin. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. Ow! Shrek runs up to Fiona. Donkey: Or Shrek 2: Donkey's Revenge? One of the mice is running to catch up. Donkey, not paying attention to the door, doesn't notice a worker and Jerome staring at them. Fiona runs over to Harold's now empty armor and clothes. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. Oh! SHREK: Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be. Is he really that good-looking? Find Princess Fiona! I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? Look what Ive done for her. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. Book transitions to Prince Charming, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. Already our minds are becoming one. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. SHREK Oh, you mean like. Shrek goes to open the door but hears Fiona crying. GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. It is an orange cat, wearing a hat, cape, boots, and brandishing a fencing sword. Please! SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything! Watching on from the side, Harold is facepalming and Lillian looks at him. And Im going to set things right. Shrek groans. Hes with us. Godmother continues to sing. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Donkey screams in pain. DONKEY: Aha! Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. The carriage takes off. DONKEY: Wow! DONKEY: Oh, God! Find you a nice.uh, burro! They get closer towards each other and glare into each other's eyes. Let me go! It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you. DONKEY: Hey, man, this dont feel right. SHREK: Thatll have to do. I shouldve stayed. Fiona! How bad can it be? Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. SHREK: Welllook out, princess. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. He quickly opens the box and snatches the book out from it. Shes finally found the prince of her dreams. DONKEY: What?! The man is Harold in disguise. GODMOTHER: Well help you set a new fashion trend! Know what Im saying? I dont get it, Shrek. FIONA'S BEDROOM. To live happily ever after. Ow! Shrek hears a muffled voice. Everythings gonna be--. He sighs and leans his back to the door. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. GODMOTHER: Oh, yes, you will. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. Godmother's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist. Huh? Sharpen their pitchforks? Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. They just want to give you their blessing. MASTER BEDROOM. (turns to the clerk) Er okay. Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. Suddenly, thunder sounds and gray clouds move in above them. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. The fireball hits him in the chest and he steps back, nearly stomping on Donkey and the rest of the group. SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. Donkey jumps into the carriage and the driver starts riding off. The carriage is stopped at a drive-thru window. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. Advertisement. Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! Shrek and Puss are riding Donkey through the streets of Far Far Away. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. You always need someone to do the back of your hair. Now! SHREK: Midnight?! CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. Shrek tips over a giant cauldron, filled with a potion, and the substance spills onto the floor. Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. It opens and Shrek pulls him and the cart inside. Fiona: Donkey! Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. Shrek runs for the door, but Godmother uses her magic to close it. 11. She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. HAROLD: Fine! DONKEY: Head em up! The bouquet was delicious. FIONA: Theres just one problem. HAROLD: Well, Im afraid Fiona isnt reallywarming up to Prince Charming. No! A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. Dont you want to see your wife? A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. The maidens start puckering their lips and Shrek backs away. DONKEY: Oh, no. . Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. DONKEY: Oh, yeah, that. Its whats best. SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? Off in the distance they see a small cottage. The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. Fiona leans over to see Puss sitting on Donkey's back. DONKEY: Mongo! SHREK: The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Oh my dear. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Before she can step forward, she passes out and falls to the floor. Move em down! HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. She looks affectionately at a doll of a princess, then moves on. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. Gingy throws it to the Three Blind Mice who don't catch it. GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. Fiona takes a sip from the other cup and smiles. Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! PAGE: uhPrince Charming. And theres some question as to why that is? Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. The same happens to Donkey. What about Shrek 2: Day of the Donkey? Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. DONKEY: And lets face it. Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. They pass by a waterfall and over a bridge. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. Y'know hes all high in the front, he can never get to the back. SHREK: Well, its not like I wouldnt change if I could. DONKEY: Boom! Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. SHREK: I know! Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. SHREK: Dad. They locked you in a tower! sorting the mail and watering the plants? The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. DONKEY: You do now. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. Charming pulls Fiona in closer, who is still looking at him with suspicion. OW!! Shrek looks uneasy as people in the streets stop and stare. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. HAROLD: Oh, no! Happiness, comfort and beauty divine.". SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. By the way. PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. GODMOTHER: Stop them! She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. Look at him! GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? Here we are. We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. Shrek the Third (also known as Shrek 3) is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! JILL: "Shrek"? I would think youd be happy for me. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. Women can be heard whispering. Man, that stinks! The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. Shrek covers Puss' mouth with his finger. He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. Ill park the car. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. But just as they are about to kiss, Shrek and Donkey come bursting through the doors to the courtyard. no2004055143. Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . You are a lot easier on the eyes. DONKEY Taking care of your love nest for you. Things seem bad because its dark and rainy and Fionas father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! They walk out into a clearing. Imtrotting! FIONA: Uh, you did! DONKEY: Hey! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. GODMOTHER: May all your endings be happy andwell, you know the rest! Look, shes not seeing any clients today, OK? DONKEY: Hey, baby! Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. Spell! DONKEY: Let me go!! Shrek? Now, where were we? He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. Oh[laughs] No ogres! The three walk through a door next to the receptionist. That's a good question. [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Hes hopeless. HAROLD: Good! If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. Shrek looks down at Donkey and pats his head. Exquisite. Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. And he gave you a hard time! DONKEY: Hey! Follow the pretty pony! Oh, no ogres! Thats what I like to hear. Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. LILLIAN: Well, hes no Prince Charming, but they do look--. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, well give you a call. SHREK: Ah thats okay. Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! Then he makes a popping sound with his mouth. The music comes to a halt. / And oh, what the hey! Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona gets the man shes always dreamed of. The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. Two workers are caught in it and are transformed into a clock and a candelabra. SHREK: Look! MORNING. Id like to know how it could get any worse! Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. And well, nowwere sexy! A sign reads "200 miles to Away". Godmother flies up into the air, clutching onto the wand. DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! GODMOTHER: Banish your blemishes, tooth decay / Cellulite thighs will fade away! Shrek knocks on the front door of a bakery. Lets go, Shrek! She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. Shrek gestures to piles of mail stacked on a stool and potted plants that have withered away. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! Rawhide! HAROLD: Excellent idea! Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 Edit Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. All right! Shrek Forever After is a 2010 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . Im looking for the Ugly Stepsister. Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. [chuckles]. Isnt we supposed to be having a fiesta? Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. Knock em out! SHREK: Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? A loud crowd has now amassed behind them. Theyre not like that. Or how about a game of Parcheesi? People fill the sidewalks and carriages fill the road. And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. When did this happen? We dont want to hit traffic! Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?! Is everything all right, Father? Hes completely lost his mind! PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. They can hear the Godmother behind it as well as the source of the flashes. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! [clears throat] This is Fairy Godmother. II wont do it. HAROLD: Darling? CHARMING: in all the land. DONKEY: Im sorry, too. There you are. Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. Think of the saddest thing thats ever happened to you. Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. PUSS: Hmm. 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